Seriously Apple, WTF?

Yesterday, Apple upped the ante in the continuing drama between itself and Adobe by banning the use of Flash development to build iPhone apps. This is the latest in a series of events that has really got me thinking hard about Apple, Adobe, and other massive “old world” corporations, and where things are really moving. For myself, it really started a month or so back when the hype over some kind of netbook-like device coming from Apple could no longer be ignored. As a fan of Steve Jobs and Macs in general, I was stoked to see a $400-ish netbook from Apple. Something light, lean, and affordable. What I got instead was a disappointment…a bigger version of an already locked platform.
This is Apple’s definition of revolutionizing. Hang on to your seats kids, it’s gonna be as mind-blowing as…
A root canal…
In a third world country…
With a rusty screwdriver…
I could go on about my disdain for the iPad, but I’ll spare you. For now. Maybe I’ll get into that some other time. But what I will say is this: What kills me about this ongoing battle between Apple and Adobe (and Apple and Google…and Apple and any other perceived threat) is that Apple is no longer the company that thinks different. The innovative little company (the one with the Albert Einstein ads that Jobs brought back from the brink of death) is no longer the underdog David versus the titan Goliaths of the tech world. Apple has now become what it fought so hard against. Innovative my ass. Locking out Flash developers is not innovation. Releasing products that are completely locked down and controlled is not innovation. Removing FireWire from your line of MacBooks is not innovation, it’s a god-damned pain in the ass.
So what’s killing me about all this is Apple isn’t going after Adobe for some lofty moral principle to enrich their customer’s experience. They’re power-playing the market, completely disregarding what their customer wants. I want Flash on my iPhone, I want an open, expandable platform…and you can bet your external hard drive that I want FireWire on my damn laptop. It would be like the Ten Ton community saying, “We wanna see Ten Ton E-Commerce,” and me saying, “Listen, I know what you want better than you do; what you want is Ten Ton Commodore VIC-20 Essentials.”
What makes Apple think they know what I want better than I do?
Here’s what I’ve come to realize in the past few months: I don’t care about Apple. You know, I don’t even care about Adobe. There I said it. Wow…that feels so much better…
Wanna know what I do care about? I care intensely about is getting shit done. I care about completing projects that I’m passionate about — be it a training DVD, a new song, or a cool new piece of art. And I want to get these projects completed in the most efficient, user-friendly way possible. To speak metaphorically, I’m not hung up on what brand of pencils I use…I’m hung up on the drawing itself. I’m not loyal in the least to any dinosaur corporation…I’m loyal to my art.
If my art can be completed in the most efficient manner using an Adobe product, great. An Apple product? Fan-freakin’-tastic. But these dinosaur corporations had better seriously watch their blindspot…cuz shit like WordPress and Linux and Android and GIMP are comin’ up hard and fast on the inside. To them, it’s about openness and community and sharing and helping one another…and real innovation, not the kind that’s a marketing angle. Which is pretty much the opposite of market share, profits, and shafting other development platforms.
That’s the way I see it anyway.
I’m Geoff Blake, and I just brought the thunder!











